I can't believe Aaron Judge was caught stealing yesterday. I'd be afraid of tagging him. He should have just put the MI in The Claw, Baron Von Judgeske-style. You remember The Machines? They were the most obvious masked wrestlers in the 80's. Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan put on a mask, but wore exactly everything else. Here's Hulk Machine:
It's like the Clark Kent of disguises. It's like if I wore a Hamburglar disguise but you could see my mustache. They should do Baseball Machines. Right now, Judge Machine is my favorite Machine and moving in on my love for Giancarlo Machine, and where the hell is Odor Machine? He needs to pop Bautista Machine in his big, fat mouth and get crazy like Charlie's mom, Ma Sheen. As for Judge Machine, yesterday he went 3-for-5, 2 runs, 2 RBIs with his major league-leading 13th homer as he hits .330. That last number is the real surprise. Is he a .300+ hitter? I'm gonna go unlikely with a side of nuh-uh. Can he hit 40 HRs and .270? That's looking affirmative. I'm sure he'll cool off; they all do, but I wouldn't be against buying him high either. If someone doesn't believe the 40-homer, 275-pound love muscle, get him. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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