Frankencatcher: Catcher Targets for Non-Buster Posey Owners
It’s 2016, and that means that most of us will have to make some moves throughout the year to address the catcher position. Long gone are the glory days of 2004 when the top 10 catchers could all be...
View ArticleRazzNasty League Update: Mentok The Mind Taker
There's embarrassment and then there's having to cover in detail a fantasy baseball league you're nearly dead last in. So begins our first monthly update on the in house dynasty league "The RazzNasty"....
View ArticleDraftKings: Sippin’ on Coca-Nola
It's 2016 and everyone is raving about their kale and quinoa diet, and if you're drinking anything other than water you may die. But today I am here to tempt you with a tall glass of Aaron Nola....
View ArticleFrankencatcher: You Picked Up Realmuto A Couple Weeks Ago, Right?
A few weeks ago, I was but a wee lad writing my first article for Razzball, and you were reading that article because you were either desperate for catcher advice in your fantasy league or because you...
View ArticleBases Fulmer …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 11
Bases haven't been nearly full at all in Michael Fulmer's starts this past month! After a rocky beginning to his Major League career, Fulmer has been absolutely on fire the past month, vaulting from...
View ArticleThor Should’ve Known Better To Cheat Fans About Careless Bone Spur
Yesterday, Noah Syndergaard admitted to having an elbow bone spur after denying it multiple times. Terry Collins said, "No one would know our business if it wasn't for giving the PR job to a puppy...
View ArticleDraftKings: Swiss Archer
Like Swiss cheese, Chris Archer's 2016 pitching performance has holes in it. A few things concern me with Archer's numbers this season. The main concerning being the 91.2 mph average exit velocity...
View ArticleBrave Or Chicken? Swanson’s Both!
True or false: A) Dansby Swanson is famous for being Ted Knight's caddy in Caddyshack. B) Starting a meme at his frat house in Arizona where he'd put his checkered pants on a cactus with the caption,...
View ArticleKKKKKKKKKKKKKwik-C-Mart
To paraphrase Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, "America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, Josh Tomlin in away games, Justin Upton, Melvin Upton for the last two months, Clint Hurdle, the people...
View ArticlePosition Eligibility for 2017 Fantasy Baseball
On Dancer! On Prancer! On–Oh, I didn’t hear you come in. Welcome, reader! Grab some egg nog and brandy it up to the fire. You look festive. I love that Rudolph tongue ring. That's the great...
View ArticleFanDuel: Saddle Up Your Phillies — It’s Going to be a Rockie Ride
Greetings, eh! Auntie Victoria — second girl writer and possibly sole British-Canadian Razzballee (hit me up in the comments if you too spell “favorite” with a “u”) — here with your Saturday FanDuel...
View ArticleJudge Whoppner
I can't believe Aaron Judge was caught stealing yesterday. I'd be afraid of tagging him. He should have just put the MI in The Claw, Baron Von Judgeske-style. You remember The Machines? They were...
View ArticleDraftKings – Jimi Hendricks Into Your Lineup
What a night! I spent last evening at Razzball's Boston stop of the #32in32in32 tour kicking it with the one and only Nick Capozzi, Smokey (my new best friend) and a whole bunch of Razzaholics at the...
View ArticleTop 20 Catchers for 2015 Fantasy Baseball
I just went over the top 10 for 2015 fantasy baseball and the top 20 for 2015 fantasy baseball. Those were exciting, fun, adjective posts! I took a Snapchat of myself reading those posts and had to...
View ArticleProspect Profile: Catchers! (Gross…)
Fantasy owners lost two good catchers this week in Travis d'Arnaud and Jonathan Lucroy. Even in 12-team formats, you probably threw up in your mouth a little when you went to the wire and saw your...
View ArticleAngels Trade Man With Demons
Josh Hamilton was acquired by the Rangers as originally reported by Dan Pants on Saturday. Gammons, Dan Pants, Heyman, that's the top three most quoted baseball reporters. Dan Pants is a bit more...
View ArticleStrasafrazzled
"This is a smart decision by the Nationals franchise to not let Stephen Strasburg pitch in the playoffs," said every sports reporter two years ago. Let's try another one, Google, just give me the...
View ArticleGrandal Opries The Brewers
OBPwulf opened to lukewarm reviews in the Grandal Opry in 2012. One critic said the country number performed by the girl in Daisy Dukes can only be described as "poon twang" to those sitting in the...
View ArticleA Lispers Nightmare on 1st Street and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 6
What are you all doing here today? It's Mother's Day... shouldn't you be getting out of the basement and going to pick up the pizza for her for once! Go put on your fancy sweatpants, you know, the ones...
View ArticleRendonesia Has Conquered My Malaisia
Thank you, Jesus Guzman! Or Jesus Alou or Jesus Colome or David DeJesus or whatever baseball Jesus you pray to! Anthony Rendon was activated! "Hello, God, it's me Grey. I have no more requests...Well,...
View Article