Kendrys Sleeplys Without Seattle
Back in June, about six weeks ago, the Twins were liking their chances this year. They went out and spent money on Kendrys Morales, just to put them over the hump. Then about five weeks and six days...
View ArticleWho Misses Garrett? The Facts Of Life Mock You!
"Richards is talking to trainers but remains on back. Injury appears to be serious." That's how the news was tweeted out yesterday by the Angels beat writer. If Agatha Christie were around today, she'd...
View ArticleDraftKings – Jimi Hendricks Into Your Lineup
What a night! I spent last evening at Razzball's Boston stop of the #32in32in32 tour kicking it with the one and only Nick Capozzi, Smokey (my new best friend) and a whole bunch of Razzaholics at the...
View ArticleTop 20 Catchers for 2015 Fantasy Baseball
I just went over the top 10 for 2015 fantasy baseball and the top 20 for 2015 fantasy baseball. Those were exciting, fun, adjective posts! I took a Snapchat of myself reading those posts and had to...
View ArticleProspect Profile: Catchers! (Gross…)
Fantasy owners lost two good catchers this week in Travis d'Arnaud and Jonathan Lucroy. Even in 12-team formats, you probably threw up in your mouth a little when you went to the wire and saw your...
View ArticleAngels Trade Man With Demons
Josh Hamilton was acquired by the Rangers as originally reported by Dan Pants on Saturday. Gammons, Dan Pants, Heyman, that's the top three most quoted baseball reporters. Dan Pants is a bit more...
View ArticleStrasafrazzled
"This is a smart decision by the Nationals franchise to not let Stephen Strasburg pitch in the playoffs," said every sports reporter two years ago. Let's try another one, Google, just give me the...
View ArticleGrandal Opries The Brewers
OBPwulf opened to lukewarm reviews in the Grandal Opry in 2012. One critic said the country number performed by the girl in Daisy Dukes can only be described as "poon twang" to those sitting in the...
View ArticleA Lispers Nightmare on 1st Street and the Top 100 Hitters, Week 6
What are you all doing here today? It's Mother's Day... shouldn't you be getting out of the basement and going to pick up the pizza for her for once! Go put on your fancy sweatpants, you know, the ones...
View ArticleRendonesia Has Conquered My Malaisia
Thank you, Jesus Guzman! Or Jesus Alou or Jesus Colome or David DeJesus or whatever baseball Jesus you pray to! Anthony Rendon was activated! "Hello, God, it's me Grey. I have no more requests...Well,...
View ArticleTo The Victor Goes Yordano’s Spoils
You know how they have 17 hours of unseen footage on the Anchorman DVD that you spent 17 hours watching to only keep saying, "Well, I know why they cut this out?" In a similar vein, I wrote about...
View ArticleLet My Love Open Lindor
The original title Rudy suggested was, Love Is To Own Lindor, but Rudy tells me that title only makes sense to people forced to watch Frozen 5+ times. Let it go...Let it go...Let it go... I just sang...
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2016 Team Previews: Detroit Tigers
Welcome to the 2016 Razzball Team Previews! You’ll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything, folks. We’ve...
View ArticleThat’s One Tolleson Drink Of Firewater
Yesterday, Shawn Tolleson went zero innings and gave up five earned for the blown save. Why is there blood dripping down the back of my leg? OH GOD, TOLLESON, WHAT HAVE YAO REEKED?! Yao is totally a...
View ArticlePerkins’ Flap Jacked, Jepsen Steps In
Glen Perkins hit the DL with a shoulder strain. Or, for those of you who have Siri read these posts to them, "Sorry, Grey, there's no set closers in the Minnesota area, would you like to open up your...
View ArticlePlease, Sir, Can I Matt Moore?
As George Bush Jr. once said, "Fool me once, shame on you, you can't fool me again because we won't get fooled again," then he was joined by Pete Townshend in a duet that made sense at the time, but...
View ArticleMets Go To Philly, Eat Lightning, Crap Thunder
Philly fans are often singled out for their rude, obnoxious behavior, but yesterday, as the Mets hit six home runs, the Philly fans were attempting to be on their best behavior. Here's a few of the...
View ArticleYou Want The Lamb Souvlikey Or The Shish-Kabuy?
To understand Jake Lamb, I think it's important to go back to the 1964 Summer Olympics when his father's hero, Lambis Manthos, was competing for Greece in the 50 meter pistol shooting event. Due to a...
View ArticleSAGNOF Report: Run Like You Stole It.
Sorry I missed you guys... and girls last week. I was having computer issues, and when you couple that with all my other issues, well then, you got a lot of issues. This week I'm going to keep focusing...
View ArticleOne Man’s Trash: Too Much Salty Could Put Your Fantasy Health At Risk
It might surprise you to learn that a catcher was the most added player in ESPN leagues last week. That's right. A catcher. You're probably thinking that it's some hot prospect who looks like the next...
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